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Once Pappu goes to dinner with his friends. Just to have some fun one of his friends asks Pappu, " How many Idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?". For which Pappu answers promptly, "8 Idlis". His friends laugh at him and say, nobody can eat 8 Idlis when their stomach is empty because when they eat the first Idli their stomach would no longer be empty. Pappu enjoys the joke very much and as soon as he comes home calls his wife and asks, "How many Idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?". She replies , " 5 Idlis". Hearing this answer Pappu gets furious and replies, " You fool! Had you said 8 Idlis... I would have told you a good joke!
Intelligent Husband
Wife : Honey, Where are you? Husband : I am at the Bank.. Wife : Dear, Please I need Rs.3000/- to activate my Blackberry, Rs.5000/- to my Hair and Rs.10,000/- to buy a Dress, Husband : Sorry, I meant to say that I am at the "bank" of the River.. Do you want me to bring fish to cook?
Boy : Jaanu, Kiss Karne do Na Plz. Girl : Nahi. Boy : Again Requested. Girl : Maine jab ek baar mana Kar diya phir kyun jid kar rahe ho. Boy : Jaanu, Please Karne do na. Problem Kya Hai. Mai Kiss Se Jyada Kuch Nahi Karunga. Girl( Dukhi hote hue ) : Jaanu bas... Yahi To Problem Hai... Tum Kiss Se Jyada Kuch karte Hi Nahi
Beware of calls from unknown number
A man got a call from unknown number... Girl : Hi, wish u very happy Valentine's day...are you single? Man : Yes...Yes who are you? Girl : Your wife! Aaj ghar aa...phir batati hu... **couple of hours , He gets Another call from unknown number** Girl : Are you married? Man : Yes, but who are you? Girl : Your girlfriend, you fraud...you cheat. Man : Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife... Girl : Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tu bas ghar aaja...
Hyderabadi in a Bank
In a bank in Hyderabad Hyderabadi Customer : Merku Cheque Deposit Karna Hai Kab Tak Clear Karte Banker : 2 ya 3 Din Mein Clear Hojata Customer : Dono Banks To Amne Samne Ich Hai Phir Itti Der Kaiku Banker : Sir, Procedure Follow Karna Padhta, Agar Ap Qabristan Ke Bahar Accident Mein Margaye To Apku Ghar Ku Leke Jate, Gusal Dete, Kafan Pehnate, Janaze Ki Namaz Padhate. Ya Phir Marte Ich Samne Ke Qabristan Mein Dafan Karte Customer : Aise khatarnak example nakko de re bawa, samajh gaya main...