Intelligent Husband

Wife : Honey, Where are you?

Husband : I am at the Bank..

Wife : Dear, Please I need Rs.3000/- to activate my Blackberry, Rs.5000/- to my Hair and Rs.10,000/- to buy a Dress,

Husband : Sorry, I meant to say that I am at the "bank" of the River.. Do you want me to bring fish to cook?

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