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Once Pappu goes to dinner with his friends.   Just to have some fun one of his friends asks Pappu, " How many Idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?".   For which Pappu answers promptly, "8 Idlis".   His friends laugh at him and say, nobody can eat 8 Idlis when their stomach is empty because when they eat the first Idli their stomach would no longer be empty. Pappu enjoys the joke very much and as soon as he comes home calls his wife and asks, "How many Idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?".   She replies , " 5 Idlis". Hearing this answer Pappu gets furious and replies, " You fool! Had you said 8 Idlis... I would have told you a good joke!

Wife :  Honey, Where are you? Husband :  I am at the Bank.. Wife :  Dear, Please I need Rs.3000/- to activate my Blackberry, Rs.5000/- to my Hair and Rs.10,000/- to buy a Dress, Husband :  Sorry, I meant to say that I am at the "bank" of the River.. Do you want me to bring fish to cook?

Boy :    Jaanu, Kiss Karne do Na Plz. Girl :    Nahi. Boy :    Again Requested. Girl :    Maine jab ek baar mana Kar diya phir kyun jid kar rahe ho. Boy :    Jaanu, Please Karne do na. Problem Kya Hai. Mai Kiss Se Jyada Kuch Nahi Karunga. Girl( Dukhi hote hue ) :    Jaanu bas... Yahi To Problem Hai... Tum Kiss Se Jyada Kuch karte Hi Nahi

A man got a call from unknown number... Girl : Hi, wish u very happy Valentine's day...are you single? Man : Yes...Yes who are you? Girl : Your wife! Aaj ghar aa...phir batati hu... **couple of hours , He gets Another call from unknown number** Girl : Are you married? Man : Yes, but who are you? Girl : Your girlfriend, you fraud...you cheat. Man : Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife... Girl : Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tu bas ghar aaja...

In a bank in Hyderabad Hyderabadi Customer :   Merku Cheque Deposit Karna Hai Kab Tak Clear Karte Banker :   2 ya 3 Din Mein Clear Hojata Customer :   Dono Banks To Amne Samne Ich Hai Phir Itti Der Kaiku Banker :   Sir, Procedure Follow Karna Padhta, Agar Ap Qabristan Ke Bahar Accident Mein Margaye To Apku Ghar Ku Leke Jate, Gusal Dete, Kafan Pehnate, Janaze Ki Namaz Padhate. Ya Phir Marte Ich Samne Ke Qabristan Mein Dafan Karte Customer :   Aise khatarnak example nakko de re bawa, samajh gaya main...

Wife :   Dear, Why did you marry me? Is that all because of "My Beauty or Genius" Husband :   I know that you are neither Beauty nor Genius. Thats the reason I get married you. Wife :   If I was not, then Why did you marry me? Husband :   If you are beautiful All Eyes on you and If you are clever Your Eyes will be on me.   Wife :   I didn't understand dear.. Husband :   Thats why I married you.

Ant :   How old are you? Elephant :   I am just Four.. Ant :   I cant believe... You are this much of bigger in size. Elephant :   I am taking Complan daily. I am a   Complan Boy.   And How old are you? Ant :   I am Ten Elephant :   You are just like a kid...You are telling lies.. Ant :   No, its true.. I have been bathing with Santoor Soap... I am a   Santoor Girl.

Husband :   What happened.. Here is the huge crowd in front of our Home. Wife :   Nothing dear... I just informed our neighbor that our relative is coming from Mumbai Husband :   Why is this much of crowd for that.. Can you explain clearly what you told her? Wife :   Nothing like that dear.. I am learning Spoken English na , thats why I told her in English Husband :   Then tell me What exactly you told her. Wife :   I told her that 'Today Sunny Leone is coming to my home from Mumbai' Husband :   Stop your Butler English.... Its not Sunny Leone... Its Son-in-law

An Illiterate Father and with his Educated Son went on a Campaign Trip.   They set up their Tent and Fell Asleep. Some hours later, Father wakes his son and asks:   "Look up to the Sky and tell me what you see? Son :   I see Millions of stars Father :   What does that tell you? Son :   Astronomically, It tells that there are Millions of Galaxies & Planets   Father :   Slaps the Son Hard and says " Idiot, someone has Stolen our Tent!

Pappu :   What Is The Difference Between Coffee Shop and Wine Shop? Chintu :   Coffee Shop Is The Starting Point Of Love and Wine Shop Is The Last Point Of Love

WINDOWS :  Please enter your new password. USER : cabbage WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER : boiled cabbage WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER : 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. USER : 50bloodyboiledcabbages WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character. USER : 50BLOODYboiledcabbages WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively. USER : 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow! WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. USER : IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow WINDOWS : Sorry, that password is already in use

A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy, He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table, and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?" The GUY then responded in a loud voice: "Rs.5000/- FOR ONE NIGHT!! ISN'T THAT TOO MUCH?" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered to her: "I study law and I know how to screw people."

Ramesh : My Wife died yesterday..                 I am trying to cry but tears are not come out, What to do now? Suresh  : No problem, just imagine She came back.....Automatically  you will get  tears.

In a factory, A man standing on the floor, not doing any work and looking aimlessly. CEO of that factory came and asked his salary. Man replied "5000 sir" CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him "I pay people to work and not to waste time, This is your 3months salary. Now get out of here. Never come back". That guy left.... Then CEO asked workers, "Who was that guy?" workers replied "PIZZA delivery boy, sir." ***Moral:   Don't Overreact in Every Situation!***

Boy: Darling  Girl: Hi baby Boy: How are you? Girl: I am fun  Boy: You are fun?! Girl: Oops! Sorry I meaning I am find Boy: Eh, what you doing? Girl:The TV is washing me in Chanel lO Boy: Lol, k! who u with? Girl: My mother,my father and My parents Boy: Yho! so when am I gonna see you? Girl: Ah baby,but you is told me you are moneyless now you wanna look me to the sea!  Boy: Lmao yoooh! What do you mean? Girl: Baby laughing for who? Ah u see I make a stock of laughing Boy: Eh baby, I will call you coz your texting is cripled  Girl: ok baby, I am go waiting for your missed call, sharp sharp!  Request : Girls.. please stop trying to impress guys with English!

Girl:   Baby you have changed a lot these days, you didn't even reply to my message last night. Boy:   No sweetheart I was just busy with work.. Girl:   From the past 4-5 days you are using work as an excuse to being busy. I feel you're hiding something from me... Boy:   Not at all sweetheart, its just some tension.. Girl:   You always hide your tensions from me. Please share it with me so that together we can come up with a solution. Come on let me know what the problem is. Boy:   Okay, then listen.. When I am storing data to the database it's shows 404 . But Null pointer exception is there, and there is missing connection string in web config. Actually data is already parsing but there is an error of json tag . I am trying to resolve the json data at runtime and sending using WCF. Girl:   Ok baby, mom is calling me.. I will catch you later..mmuuaahh

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